WHAT IF ??

Think of an advert for any product, type its slogan and add "between your legs" at the end, lets hear how it sounds and wat it says. E.g

- Geisha soap: lasts longer and longer and longer, "BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"
- Embassy lights: smooth all the way "BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"
- Tusker: stand tall, "BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"
- Pilsner imara kama simba "BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!"

Enjoy the laugh!! hehehehE #TeamAwesome

Salary :P

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

n thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon

Your$ $incerely,

 Norman $oh

 The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

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