In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger.... Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Now will u plz proceed to bed no.39;-)