HILLARIOUS STUFF

Kumbafu!

Kenyatta, Moi & Kibaki were lost in the forest and were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.So all three men went  separate ways to gather fruits.

Kenyatta came back and said to the king,"I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him."You have to shove the 10 fruits up your butt without any _expression on your face or you will be eaten." The first apple went in.... but on the second one he winced out in  pain,so he was killed.

Moi arrived and showed the king ten berries.When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7....8...9 and on the tenth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed..

Kenyatta and Moi met in heaven and Kenyatta asked Moi, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" Moi replied, " I couldn't help it,

I saw Kibaki coming with pineapples"