1) KISUMU voters: We thought they would create an iPhone app for registering online. Omera, you don't expect us to burn fuel driving to a registration centre!
2) MOMBASA voters: We wake up at 10AM, have breakfast till midday, start preparing lunch at 1, lunch is ready by 3. We start eating. Lunch is over by 4. We rest a bit. Its already 5:30PM! When do we register jamaniii?
3) NAIROBI voters: You wake up at 5AM. Get stuck in traffic till 10AM. You have to extend office work past 5:30PM. Get stuck in traffic AGAIN for 5 hours going home. When do I register???
4) MERU voters: If they can bring the IEBC guys right in our miraa farms, we could register like crazy!
5) MACHAKOS voters: You wake up at 5AM to go out looking for water. Come back home at 8PM WITH NO WATER! Register, my a**!
6) EMBU voters: People are REGISTERING?? WHERE?? FOR WHAT??
7) TURKANA voters: Are we in Kenya? Oh, do tell us about it!
8) WESTERN voters: Its bull fighting season. So me, Wafula, leave a bull fighting arena to go register? Nikka preeeese!
9) KALENJIN voters: Everybody who is eligible to vote among us is too busy training for a marathon.
10) NYERI voters: We start domestic violence every night at 8PM. And it never ends. So we are too busy fighting to go register.
11) GARISSA voters: 5 years are already over? Damn, we thought it was still 2010!
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